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The D.U.D.E. is several things. The D.U.D.E. is- well, you know that things that babies suck on for milk? Actually, that's a lactating nipple. But you know that thing that you know you shouldn't like, but disgustingly you do? Well, that's cocaine. This place, The D.U.D.E., is like cocaine, except it doesn't make your genitalia shrink or cost a lot of money . . . at least not yet. Just kidding, The D.U.D.E. will never cost a lot of money.
The D.U.D.E. is several things. This web site is known as The D.U.D.E. ( The Definitive Usage of a Demented Existence. ) This site will be chalk full of ridiculously stupid writings, perversity, broken links, and cryptic messages serving as propaganda pieces for the International Brotherhood of Squirrels. This site follows in the footsteps of another one, www.themkids.com. That site is gone ( it disappeared with Jimmy Hoffa on the fateful night back in '75. ) This site is like the resurrection of Christ meets the metamorphosis of Kafka plus the transformation of Michael Jackson, that's to say it's a rebirth, changed version of themkids.com with new color schemes. Uhh . . . Where was I? ( In the midst of not being funny. )
I will also sometimes call myself The D.U.D.E. I am the one who will be responsible for the content of this site, thus making me in theory the web site a.k.a. The D.U.D.E. But I will also call myself Bobby Scranton, even though that is not my real name. My real name is Robert Scranton.
Also, The D.U.D.E. is a blatant rip-off, at least in its title, of Jeff Bridges' character in the hilarious Coen Brothers' film, The Big Lebowski. If you haven't seen The Big Lebowski, then you haven't rented it.
Something something, feed the squirrels, something something, don't listen to commercial radio, something something something, eat pineapples, and SCENCE.