Do you remember back when you were a little kid and you used to sit on your grandparents' lap and they would tell you all sorts of stories? Well, that's kinda what this is like, except The D.U.D.E. doesn't smell like Bengay and your grandparents probably didn't make this many allusions to sex with animals. Also when I want to impress you with unoriginal opinions and "big words" to compensate for the size of my small-um . . . editorials will appear.
